A Brief Commentary on Espresso

"A scientist is a device that turns coffee into publications." -Anonymous

Our lab's mission: to turn coffee and candy into valuable research.

Success! Providence smiles upon our lab equipment this day. We believe in the "trickle down" theory of equipment functionality.

Notice the grid lines: accurate measurement is truly important to the Hayes lab staff.

Failure! We must consult Big Boss to discern the significance of this omen.